fp

favorite person, often used in the borderline personality disorder as the person they are feeling extreme emotions for and are focusing on.

I have a new fp and it’s killing me

by museum boy December 13, 2020

fpbp

An abbreviation for "first post best post". Used primarily on 4chan when the first reply in a thread is the perfect response to the OP.

Similar to /thread but only when the thread closer is the first post.

OP: What is the best rock band ever?

First poster: Black Sabbath

Second poster: fpbp

by drambey June 11, 2016

fps tolerance

The minimum amount of frames per second you can handle before you commit sudoku.

"Hey Jack, wanna go net cafe?"
"My fps tolerance is 30, I can't play LoL on those computers."

"I can only play a few matches of overwatch because I'm fps intolerant."

"Alvin must have a shit fps tolerance to play that game!"

by eskayteen March 6, 2017

FPT University

The best tech university in Vietnam. Actually, the best marketing university in Vietnam. FPT University has super speed slow wifi connection, a large parking spaces with small to no spots available, equipped with lifts that students aren't allowed to use or no lifts at all, you have to pay for tickets if you wanna join in school's events, very high tuition fee for online learning, also a huge number of freshmen joins the university while there are not enough classrooms, bad design websites and buggy exam programs. It is the most loved school in Vietnam.

Dit me truong lon FPT (Fuck FPT University).
He goes to FPT University, he must be a fuck boy.

by Chau TDN November 19, 2022

Fpoon

A German invention that blurs the line between fork and spoon.

Not a fork, not a spoon, but something inbetween, a fpoon! What will you think of next germany?

by K9C9X9 October 12, 2017

FPT School

when you see FPT School at Vietnam, it mean prison. When you enroll here you will get a combo of stress, fear, lack of sleep, lack of food, deadlines to death

"I'm going to prison tomorrow" means "tomorrow we have to go to FPT school"

by FPT Heaven October 24, 2022

Faps Per Second (FPS)

the amount a man can fap per second

Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! '
Dyl- 'Woah'

by dave baxter May 16, 2009