F.Y.I.W.D.W.Y.T.M.

Stand's for FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! a lyric by the awesome band Rage Against The Machine! the song killing in the name of!

simon cowell: woop x-Factor for christmas number 1 cos im a twat! bye it you twat's
RATM: FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
F.Y.I.W.D.W.Y.T.M.
RATM FTW!

by TheChemist1726235272 January 21, 2010

B.F.F.U.W.G.O.A.D.

Best Friends Forever Until We Grow Old And Die

"Erica, are we B.F.F.'s?"
"NO!!! We are B.F.F.U.W.G.O.A.D.!!"
"Ah, I see!"

by fbibauwannabe August 20, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

d-in' my f

pronounced "dee-ing my eff", as one would pronounce the letters "d" and "f". used to shorten the phrase "dicking my f-ck", which means to screw someone over.

scene is as such: you're trying to turn left in the left-turn only lane, and the guy in front of you is trying to get over to keep going straight, but traffic won't allow him in, so you're stuck behind him with no way of doing anything because the idiot isn't moving at all.
"ahhhh quit d-in' my f!"
alternately, try "don't d my f, south carolina!" (reffering to license plate)

by matt gauck January 20, 2007

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

*ahem ahem*
So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaaay *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.AAAAAA
It's like you're always stuck in second geeeeeear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your yeeeeeear, but
I'll be there for yoooooou
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for yoooooou
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for yoooooou
('Cause you're there for me toooooooooo)
aaaaaaand scene.

I watched some F.R.I.E.N.D.S last night

by CoochieStealer69 November 20, 2018

B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E

Best Friends For Life And Eternity Until Both Of Us Die Shrivel Up And Explode.

Myah and I are B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E!!!!

by Tacobort123 October 3, 2011

D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F

Do I look like I give two fucks?

Angie: Everyone hates me Sherry, it's not fair. People tease me for being ugly and awkward, I just hate my life.
Sherry: D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F.

by Philoctetes23 December 25, 2019