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Evan Healy

The richest man on earth as they are rich enough to afford 2 nintendo switches however this great wealth with a price as they have spent most of his money on the fortnite chapter one season 5 battle pass

Evan Healy although has never made contact with a woman has gone on record saying he downloaded a dating sim called doki doki literature club

Evan Healy is a 6"6 giga Chad who will steal your wife before leaving her because he needs to play don't starve together on his own for the next 6 hours

Evan healys are also notoriously known for eating dinner whenever it's least convenient

If you meet all of the criteria listed then you too are an Evan Healy
Wow you're so cool you must be an Evan Healy?
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Mark Evans

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Daniel Evans

A male who is in complete DENIAL that he is homosexual, EVEN though there is irrefutable evidence to the contrary.

Derives from the words DENIAL and EVEN.
I've known this guy for 5 years, he has always stated he is straight... He holds his body like a gay, he talks like a gay, sometimes he shrieks and he shows great care to his appearance...last week he was seen out holding hands with a guy... he still maintains he is straight... he's a Daniel Evans!
by Karen21 September 17, 2011
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Evan Sequeira

this name is used to portray the work of art that walks this earth at phillips exeter academy. he is impeccable, consummate, indefectible, and exquisite in all ways. The smile of this greek god is the closest thing to heaven on earth. The kiss will be HEAVEN. should there be a heaven beyond heaven his love-making would be that.
Oh my effing god did u just see that guy walk past, hes like soooo evan sequeira!!!!
by fiend2479 October 28, 2008
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Bob Evans

A "down on the farm" restraunt. Older folks like to come in on a regular basis. However those who work at Bob Evans, recieve shitty hours, and bad pay. Thus why most employees are not fond of Bob Evans
Manger Refrence :Bob Evans Down on the Farm
Employee Refrence:Bob Evans lets burn down the farm.
by Verstummelung July 13, 2006
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Dean Evans

Dean Evans is a well known comedian/Actor/Clown and Mime Artist. He currently resides in Chicago where he performs his solo works as well as with other ensembles like The Neofuturists and Kapoot Clown Theater.
Have you seen Dean Evans perform? He is really neat.
by Chicago Theater February 1, 2005
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Evan McMullin

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