Ethan

A turducken retarded kid With mental issues he looks like the pig from barnyard

See ethan ya he looks like the pig from barnyard

by Jerrbear1400 February 7, 2019

Ethan

A sweet, skinny blonde boy with the most gorgeous gray eyes. He acts like an idiot around his friends but when it’s just you and him, he has the biggest heart. When you hold his hand, you never want to let go. When he hugs you, you want it to never end. When he kisses you, the only things that matter in the world at that moment are you and him. If you find an Ethan, just know that if you are the right girl for him, he will love you with all of his heart.

Me: “Ethan, I love you so much.”

Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”

by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is an egg

He is half British and half South African

His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night

Yoh Ethan was here today

He was acting like an egg

by Witcher of excelsior •_• September 5, 2018

Ethan

Retard who cries over Terraria, Said to have a small dick.

Dude, Ethan is such a bitch! he cries over terraria!

by Ultimate Fragger Lord September 30, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is an amazing person. He can make you laugh and smile. He can make the worst days the best. His smile is extremely contagious. His hugs is something you will dream about. When he hugs you , you will feel safe and secure. His hugs make you feel like your the only person in the world that matters. When he says he loves you , he means with all his heart. When you are holding his hand you will never want to let go. Every time you kiss him it feels like the first time. If you are with Ethan let him know how amazing he is and never, ever let him go. Because if you do, you will regret it forever.

Girl 1: " I never want to lose Ethan. He is amazing!!!!"
Girl 2: " YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY!!! You better not let him go!!"

by Slagle Bagel<3 June 2, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is very humble and is good to hang round with, he has good style in fashion and has alot of side bitches. all the girls like talking to him when they do.

You know Ethan has the baddest bitches in the city.

by drakesghostwriter June 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan looked up his bane to find a funny definition well here’s you funny definition

You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.

Ethan has a small.... Ethan likes food

by Just a lil girl with a huge... May 27, 2018