Elongelical

An evangelist for Elon Musk

Although Elon Musk appeared to give a Nazi salute at the 2025 inauguration of US president Donald Trump, Elongelicals have insisted he was just sending his love to the people.

by dqb8 February 13, 2025

Elon Money

An immense amount of cash, usually possessed by a person.

Person 1: "Hey man, can you buy me some food? I'm broke and you got Elon money.
Person 2: "no lol"

by iiaplepiezYT February 14, 2025

elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?

by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025

Elon Musk

The scent of meat sweats and fecal matter that inhabits a room for five minutes after Donald Trump runs through

Was that Trump? Only... I thought I smelled lingering Elon Musk.

by dangerferret February 24, 2025

Elon

Used to describe something so outrageously and over-the-top stupid. Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb or even verb.

Holy crap dude, you’re breaking it! Don’t be an Elon!
Oh my god, that’s pissing people off. You’re so Elon!
Why do you keep Elon posting those attacks on random people. ?
Please stop Eloning. It’s giving me a headache!

by Kurrmudgeon February 25, 2025

Elon Musk

A stupid motherfucking lolcow that shouldn't touch politics.

Not to be confused with meme.
Memes are funny and not political figures searching to recreate the rich winning side of cyberpunk.

"Chris Chan Really is a stupid lolcow" P. DD. Ee.
"No more like a Elon Musk" - Eve Won
"Is there a difference?" - P. DD. Ee
"Chris Chan isn't a virgin" - Eve Won

by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025

Elon

slang term for the slimy residue covering the surface of a sweaty colon

after my run this morning, i had developed an elon around my arse-hole due to a lack of exercise over the past few weeks.

by TrumpGivesPutinBlowjobs March 6, 2025