UFC ears

When your a lad but you can't get lade cuz you got one of those UFC years.

Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!

by UFC ears December 20, 2020

Ear nipple

When a person has pointy ears, the actual points themselves are called "ear nipples". Most pointy-eared people have two ear nipples (one on each ear); however, it is possible to have one ear nipple & one normal ear.

We call Dro "Andros Half-elvin" because he has one ear nipple & one normal ear.

by Aphrodite Perez July 24, 2021

Ear butter

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)

"damn dude, that guys voice is ear butter"

by Jeff Dunham October 26, 2017

cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.

I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!

by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017

Ear-nut

An Ear-nut happens when you hear a beautiful sound/noise and your ear orgasms.

"Yo Jake I had an ear-nut when I heard Brianna Hernandez sing"-Nicholas Pereira

by papi p January 20, 2020

Hap ear

A phrase said when the worst year in your life is over

1: 2021 is finally over!
2: Hap ear!
1: Hap ear to you too!
2: Wow!

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 1, 2022

dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. usually bald and who looks like the tip of a penis. usually such a person is incredibly selfish and self-centered and has no ability to look at himself and instead constantly blames others when he see's something that he doesn't agree with or like. said person likes to play the victim and usually acts like a child by being a Tattletail because he cant fight his own fights knowing he is unable to because he lacks the self confidence as well as the knowledge to do so. these people (usually males) are constantly seeking attention and validation and have no problem making themselves out to be the dick even if they dont recognize it, the people around them do notice and hence he ends up pushing people away because again he is unable to look at himself and realize that maybe he is the problem. the bald head is usually a symbol for his lack of masculinity in being a real man. thus he ends up looking like being a dick with ears.

"He is so rude to everyone and wont listen to anyone but himself, he's such a dick with ears. and that haircut isnt helping him much either."

by tim and H. October 11, 2023