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Evan

Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.
Hey Evan (grandpa Sal) go grab this for me
by Soysauce2023 December 17, 2021
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Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies

Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
I love Evan
by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021
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Evan is an honest guy. He doesn’t hesitate to speak his mind, but at the same time he can be such a tease. He’s wonderful, even if he doesn’t believe he is. He loves when people make the effort to know him, and he will give the same luxury back. He can be really affectionate but can have a funny way of showing it. Definitely dorky too. When you get him outta his shell, he becomes the funniest, softest, and best of all, dreamiest guy ever. He’s like a Prince Charming, except he is realistic, he has flaws but he sees them. He appreciates you properly. He has a way of making you fall in love. Respect him, he deserves it. Appreciate him, for he is one of a kind. Love him, for that is what he needs and deserves. You won’t regret it.
by 🍒CherryFairyPop🍒 December 27, 2021
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You love sandwiches so much if you ate anymore you would become an evan
by FancyCooking January 11, 2022
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A Chad but named evan. We call him nuggie daddy
by Lover of chunky horses January 17, 2022
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Evan is an absolutely indescribable person, in a wonderful way. They are someone that has too many great things about themself to describe.

They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.

Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.

Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).

There’s too many great things to say about them.
by LeeReagan January 18, 2022
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That turbo-hot guy that every girl wants but none have the courage to ask out
Girl 1: Where’s Evan?
Girl 2: I don’t know, I miss my daily dose of eye-candy though :(
by skylar404 January 19, 2022
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