Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the

That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony

by Hawk303 July 6, 2011

Essplore

To essplore is San Luis Obispo slang term is to get your "head" lost in the clouds. Regardless if you are under the influence of marijuana or not, it means to allow your mid to wander off. Usually its pronounced with an accent similar to Fez from "That 70's Show."

"Hey Val, lets Essplore."
"Fuck it. we don't have class today, lets go essplooring."

by TheSwaggeringSeal September 22, 2011

Esstered

When you do something at work that's so fucked up, you get fired and don't receive pay.

Employee 1: What happened to Johnathon? I haven't seen him at work in a couple weeks.

Manager: Esstered.

by Kiss163 October 29, 2012

essemmess

(Verb): to contact someone on one's cellphone via, as the name implies, sms.

I tried to essemmess you, but you didn't answer for some reason .

by Sexydimma January 29, 2015

Esskey

Aka "Pancake", Esskey is the type of guy that would make dinner for his girlfriend, take her to the movies, or just for a walk to the park. Very caring, won't let anything go, he might be the ideal person to go to when in need of relationship advice. Usually uses 👍🏻✌🏻️✌🏻️, meaning great positive vibes.

After that date, he was a real esskey, taking his date to the park, movies, or just cooking dinner for her.

They all gathered around him for advice, he was an esskey after all.

by _.dictionaryfacts._ November 19, 2016

essemess

(Verb) to contact someone, as the name suggests, by sms.

I tried to essemess you, but you didn't answer for some reason

by Sexydimma April 3, 2017

Essay

Somthing you should be typing right now.

Mom: Jimmy stop going on Urban Dictionary and do your essay!

by Moist.Tender April 6, 2017