Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!
by UFC ears December 20, 2020
Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.
I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!
by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017
The condition of having many short time midsize hairs growing from the edge or the loves of your ear.
Dude, he looked ok until I saw the sun behind him. He had total Yoda ear. He needs to trim that stuff...it was strait up fuzz time .
by Buttwangu July 12, 2017
A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case
by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014
When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.
"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."
by That one CU April 20, 2018
A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. usually bald and who looks like the tip of a penis. usually such a person is incredibly selfish and self-centered and has no ability to look at himself and instead constantly blames others when he see's something that he doesn't agree with or like. said person likes to play the victim and usually acts like a child by being a Tattletail because he cant fight his own fights knowing he is unable to because he lacks the self confidence as well as the knowledge to do so. these people (usually males) are constantly seeking attention and validation and have no problem making themselves out to be the dick even if they dont recognize it, the people around them do notice and hence he ends up pushing people away because again he is unable to look at himself and realize that maybe he is the problem. the bald head is usually a symbol for his lack of masculinity in being a real man. thus he ends up looking like being a dick with ears.
"He is so rude to everyone and wont listen to anyone but himself, he's such a dick with ears. and that haircut isnt helping him much either."
by tim and H. October 11, 2023
The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax
Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...
Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more
Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more
by puu^3dz0rz September 08, 2010