UFC ears

When your a lad but you can't get lade cuz you got one of those UFC years.

Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!

by UFC ears December 20, 2020

cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.

I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!

by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017

Ears of the Hippo

African version of "Tip of the iceberg". As in the Western saying, what you can see is minute compared to what lies below the surface.

"I suspect that what we've seen in this investigation is merely the ears of the Hippo".

by RealRolexGuy May 29, 2018

Wooden-ear

When you have to repeat something several times and the person still doesn’t understand/hear what you said.

I told you 5 times that I was going to the game tonight, you wooden-ear

by Sevobuck August 20, 2018

ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015

Ear balls

Where music has a fun party time

The music was having a party in my ear balls

by bluecupcake July 27, 2019

ear kaboom

When a dog’s ears flip over.

My dog is so derpy, she just had a double ear kaboom!

by MineBloxKy May 22, 2021