by PpSucFortnite69 April 04, 2018
That Dylan is a character
by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016
A cheap pathetic ugly nasty dirty mean douchbag dickface shit head ball licking dick sucking asshole who doesn't know to stop dipping his dick in anything with a pulse.
"Dylan is a fucking idiot"
by Longshlongdingdongmylordyitsso July 21, 2018
The guy that created the universe by masturbating so hard his single sperm created everything we know of. He is also "ascended"
by Kailin12 May 13, 2019
Generally Likes to Molest and Rape fucking Black Jewish Kids,Likely in the 8th grade he fucking shot up his classroom, he likes guns, a little too much for a normal normie, dont go near him when he isnt on his cocaine, he likes to hang out with matthew Bitchcoooock. Usually in bed on instagram while being sugged by a 3rd grader. he is known for his blatant homosexuality.
by no homous December 22, 2018
Can be a mother fucking DICK and fake love you at the same time. He would do anything to get out of doing stuff with his girlfriend and break her fucking heart. DON'T TRUST A Dylan, if you have one in your life...FUCKING RUN!!!
"Dylan? Please do something with me please!!"
"Not right now! I'm going out with my friends and don't want to be around you right now"
Dylan walks out the door
"You say that everyday...:
"Not right now! I'm going out with my friends and don't want to be around you right now"
Dylan walks out the door
"You say that everyday...:
by EzriaB26 November 05, 2017
Dylan is short and cute with brown hair he is my crush but he likes someone else
He is kind and plays football
He is kind and plays football
Dylan
by No one cares😞 February 20, 2019