A man of few words, makes you feel very uncomfortable in some sorts of ways. Can be a nice person, but also can be horrible, doesn't make the best boyfriend, but can be romantic when they want something.
A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!
Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.