dropped an omelette

Awkwardly telling your ex-wife about a stupid & minor domestic problem.

"So I was trying to tell Francie about how gassy the dog's been recently and man, I really dropped an omelette there."

by lowandlazy December 16, 2008

Dropped Desk

1. The act of skeeting.

He just dropped desk on her.

by Droppin' Desk All Night February 9, 2009

Dropped The Plot

Term Meaning:

1) Your doing something that doesnt follow the norm, or just a spontaneous act.

2) When your so goddam angry, your gonna snap...

Can be used in all 3 Tenses.( Im gonna Drop The Plot), (Im Dropping The Plot), (He Just Dropped The Plot)

1) Jim the 40 year old white man was standing in a line waiting to get his ticket, and suddenly screamed like a banshee and threw down some cardboard and started breakdancing and got crunk. He Dropped The Plot.

2)Dude if that chick doesnt stop talking Im gonna Drop The Plot

by Bejunks December 19, 2009

dropped the jack

to make an outing or social gathering much less enjoyable due to neglecting important details

bobby forgot to make reservations for the party, now we have to hang at my stupid apartment. he really dropped the jack on this one

by dr_awkward_17 December 1, 2010

dropped the anchor

The act of submerging your penis into somebody's drink.

Reubz just dropped the anchor in Demis pint.

by Mr Llama December 30, 2015

Dropped the Kleenex

When you drop the cum rag and semen smears on the floor.

"Jason have you dropped the Kleenex?"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"

by NuckFiggers June 15, 2016

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016