The Diddy hotline

Where incompetently stupid teen females go when they have unresolved daddy issues

Is it just me or do you have to be beytarded or incompetently stupid to visit the Diddy hotline, even as female teen w/out a mental health diagnosis

by Sexydimma October 14, 2024

Dog Diddy

Special nickname for anyone who fucks dogs.

Person 1: Ayyye, look, Dog Diddy's at it again!!
Person 2: Ugh, such a fuckin' creep. We gotta call the cops and report this guy to the SPCA again....

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Diddy

Small and/or irrelevant, commonly used in reference to football teams.

Support your local wee shite diddy team when the cinch isn’t on

by de.virtute September 7, 2023

No Diddy

If someone says “No Diddy” (usually used after a statement that could be seen as gay, fruity, or homo by the other person(s) in the conversation), they are indirectly stating that the previously stated sentence, text, etc. was not intended to be said in a homosexual tone.
Basically, the new ‘No Homo’.

Person 1: Hey, whatcha up to today man?
Person 2: Nothing much really, about to get in the shower then sit there naked for a while, no diddy.
Person 1: Glad you said no diddy, because for a second there, I thought you were inviting me to have sex dude.

by nev_4 April 6, 2024

Diddy party

A fun party that’s hosted by p.diddy himself. There’s drinks,games,and balls everywhere. It’s an amazing experience that’ll leave your back hurting.

Lebron James: wanna go to a cool party
Stephen curry: I guess
Lebron James:ok,meet me at diddy’s house tomorrow at 9:30pm cause it’s a diddy party
Stephen curry:ok,I’ll be there

by Diddy master June 17, 2024

No diddy

A new way of saying no homo

You're one of the few people i can be myself around bro, no diddy.

by KayArKay March 24, 2024

no diddy

a phrase that serves the same purpose as the phrase "no homo," popularized after sexual abuse allegations against Rapper P. Diddy in late 2023/ early 2023

James: Ryan Reynolds is so good looking
Oswald: No diddy but I'd let him fuck me

by TheFactualEmu June 6, 2024