deuce tres

The act of having three bowel movements in one day.

“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.

by juicebox March 24, 2019

the classy deuce

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

by the half gram rapper August 26, 2010

Deuce

A fat kid who plays a sport and has no talent but gives his best effort at all times

Did you see that deuce playing basketball ?

by JohnnyDepp777 April 20, 2010

tre deuce

.32mm pistol

fill ya stomach wit rounds from my tre deuce

by jgrizz September 1, 2003

deuce bomb

a shit

Lemme call you back, I gotta go drop a deuce bomb.

by Gor January 22, 2003

Pump a deuce

to have a bowel movement; to shit

Would you be mad if I pump a deuce at your place?

by Ponny Ponz August 27, 2006

the double deuce

a term for giving the finger with both hands showing the finger.

My personal favorite way to flip the bird is the double deuce

by Trogdor June 3, 2003