The Deers Antler

When a man gets back from hunting a twelve point buck and cuts the antlers off and shuves it up his wifes asshole to impale her and then stick his dick in her mouth while she is laying on a bed and its only done to where it looks like a retarted deer with antlers

I just did the deers antler on my wife last night

by getsomebiches January 24, 2022

Deerfield

A small.... wait no VERY small village in the thumb region in Michigan. With only limited options of entertainment if going to a small over priced supermarket tickles your fancy you're in for a ride! This little slice of heaven consisting of rednecks and homemade pontoons out of plywood and weed whipper motors.

I enjoy Deerfield ALOT!! ill live here forever

by millermouse May 6, 2015

John Deere

name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions

that piece of shit John Deere can eat my shit

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

deerfuck

what you yell when you see a broken tail light or head light

when i saw a broken tail light i banged my fist on the roof of the car and yelled deerfuck

by People12345 February 9, 2009

deerfield academy

deerfield academy is your cliché snotty boarding school. They pride themselves on their dry cleaned blazers and ability to “sweep shit under the rug”. For some reason, it’s community likes taking picture in front of this one door on campus. they think they’re groovy when they aren’t, smh.

person A: “deerfield academy is pretty shitty”
person B: “yeah, i heard deerfield academy accepts their male applicants first, then the female”

by ittypity October 9, 2021

John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

deermafia

they are against the holy moosen god, Jeff. They are the equivalent to satan in the christian relgion. they are out to kill all of the moosen followers and Jeff.

The deermafia slaughtered my wife last night, who was a moosen follower.

by KPAR Lopez January 27, 2008