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Triple decker doozie

the action of quickly risking a dub, or social credit, by switching up on someone to taunt them in a fashionable manner.
3 times I edged you XD, how? I'm not even edging you at this point I'm preforming a triple decker doozie XD.
by MisterFister'sBlister December 12, 2022
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Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
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Double decker

When a guy is peeing in a urinal while another is peeing in between his legs. (In a heterosexual manner)
Hey bro, we both have to pee and there’s only one urinal. Let’s hit a double decker
by Maddoxault September 7, 2023
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Ultra Decker

Wedging yourself between the top of a public restroom stall and the ceiling and then shitting into the toilet below.

Its like the next evolution of taking an Upper Decker.
Look out below! I'm taking an Ultra Decker!!
by Paul McFartney January 16, 2024
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Upper Decker

When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.

Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.

1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.

2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.

3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
by PT118 May 4, 2024
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Upper Decker

Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
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