A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022
Get the Dakotamug. by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Get the Dakota Johnsonmug. A funny, nice, kind, smart guy who will make you laugh till you cry. He can be dirty minded at times but pay that no mind. He will stay on phone calls till you have 19 hours for the week. He is over all an amazing person. He will listen when found necessary and he is always there when you need it.If you find a guy named Dakota don’t mess that up.
Dakota is very dependable!
by Potato1567 July 24, 2022
Get the Dakotamug. A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.
Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
by I Made This Account In Spite April 30, 2022
Get the South Dakota Seesawmug. Dakota is the definition of a pretty boy. He usually has fluffy hair, and he's also probably a trans theatre kid. He's a sweet guy who, if you date him, will prioritize you above all else. He is usually pretty clingy as well, and will be needy.
Guy: So...Me and Dakota started dating.
Girl: Aww! I bet he gives great cuddles, right?
Guy: Yeah. A lot of them, but they're great. I love him.
Girl: Aww! I bet he gives great cuddles, right?
Guy: Yeah. A lot of them, but they're great. I love him.
by Reven's #1 Kitten August 12, 2023
Get the Dakotamug. When Aloysius went out in the summer for the first time, he turned beet red everywhere except for his Dakota Garden.
by Show Me A Chicken August 18, 2010
Get the Dakota Gardenmug. An amazing, funny, sweet, cute, and awesome person. They are great at romance tips and are always getting their friends a s/o. They like weird things and are very very insecure. The best boyfriend ever to exist. They are a good friend to rely on at all times. They think little of themselves when they have a lot to enjoy. They are dirty with close people they enjoy to be around. Dakota's also caring for others and is a shoulder for you to cry on when you need it.
by urmumgay0719 February 7, 2019
Get the Dakotamug.