by wutzzzzzz June 15, 2008
Get the grey goose disease mug.To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.
From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."
From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."
Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.
by Lulupop April 28, 2010
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A synonym for bipolar disorder;
A mental health condition defined by periods of extreme, often inappropriate, and sometimes unpredictable mood states.
A mental health condition defined by periods of extreme, often inappropriate, and sometimes unpredictable mood states.
1. I think Sally suffers from Happy Happy-Not Not Disease--10 minutes ago she was threatening to kill herself, but now she's laughing and having fun.
2. You will contract Happy Happy-Not Not Disease and die.
2. You will contract Happy Happy-Not Not Disease and die.
by malchik_gei March 27, 2007
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Get the T-shirt Disease mug.A condition in which any part of the populous, excluding the white girl, starts to act and channel their inner white girl. Familiar symptoms include buying frappucinos from Starbucks and having a Tumblr account. Other symptoms may include constant bitching and or excessive phone usage.
Martha: Rick, I think Becky is coming down with White Girl Disease...
Rick: Get her to the hospital! This shit is deadly Martha!
Rick: Get her to the hospital! This shit is deadly Martha!
by Nugpon May 26, 2016
Get the White Girl Disease mug.The so-called "Blue Waffle Disease" is a new urban legend sparked by an image of a woman's bluish-tinted, scabbed vagina widely circulated on the internet. The image is thought to be Photoshopped. If it is, in fact, a real woman's vagina (not digitally altered), it is likely severely bruised as lacerated as a result of rape.
Dr. Amy Whitaker, professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital:
“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"
“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"
by lizardqueen August 5, 2012
Get the Blue Waffle Disease mug.A newly diagnosed mental illness virus named after Donald Trump aka Fuckface Von Clownstick that makes people who have the disease, narcissistic, racist, turns them into a Nazi, makes them violent, makes them suicidal, makes them have low IQ's, and overall makes them entirely bad with money to the point of being homeless and then sponging off others for support while still being a narcissistic ungrateful sick asshole. Donald Trump himself planted this disease in order to make the world go crazy and it is extremely contagious and dangerous.
Trump disease is a deadly mental illness virus that is leading the planet to extinction and it must be treated soon before the end is near.
by superbipolar420 April 3, 2017
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