Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.
Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.
Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
by mooltittle August 18, 2010
Get the digital carrot slicer mug.The idea that someone,somewhere will figure out how to destroy the internet(or render it completely useless)by sending a powerful virus to every Computer in the world with the ability to wreck that units internal processer.
Terrorist:I know how we can cause TERROR! Digital doomsday!
Other terrorist:OMFGIHJNDBHCKJSN ORGASM LETS DO THIS SHIT
Other terrorist:OMFGIHJNDBHCKJSN ORGASM LETS DO THIS SHIT
by Cicifire345 May 23, 2011
Get the Digital Doomsday mug.1. the act of taking a photo of food prior to eating
2. stopping to bow over your food (to take a photo) before eating
2. stopping to bow over your food (to take a photo) before eating
-i do a quick digital prayer before every meal.
-wow, this food looks great shall we bow for a digital prayer before eating?
-excuse me while i digitally pray over my food.
-wow, this food looks great shall we bow for a digital prayer before eating?
-excuse me while i digitally pray over my food.
by sycosims January 28, 2013
Get the digital prayer mug.A special type of hypochondria in which one has the constant and irrational fear that their computer is infected with a virus, despite multiple Anti-Virus programs repeatedly finding that nothing is wrong.
Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.
Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.
Jim: Look, if something was going on, Norton would have said.
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....
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Get the digitile mug.When you go out with a girl and proceed to feel her up and your hand gets caught in her fupa chalupa. You then must kick her in the Camel Toe to release your fingers, and for good measure you bite her truck stop pancakes.
After Cooter’s date with Sharon Jean, he hauled ass out of the back seat of her El Camino and told his friends to smell his beefy digits.
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