Dew Dick

When a guy consumes only Mt. Dew, that his semen consists entirely of Mt. Dew.

Mount and DEW me!

"Did you hear she got type 2 diabetes from his Dew Dick?"

by LadyUnicorn.1986 June 18, 2025

Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

dew stool

nigel walking down the street with a turd on his head

dew stool cool fool

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025

a sick Dew

BDS Nigel

a sick Dew cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

dew forehead

nigels airport length runway forehed

dew forehead cool

by mrs tosser October 26, 2025

dew look

bds nigels beady eyes

dew look cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

Dew

The most cutest boy in the whole entire world.

I love Dew so much I want to marry him

by applepi;) November 22, 2021