Chipper

A simp that cant hop his lowrider over a bag of potato chips

2 licks on the switch and hes still a chipper

by Switchhappy May 26, 2021

CrisperCooch

A word used to describe the smell of an older, fat, ginger lady that wears leggings.

"Damn dude, you know that greasy ol' bag of lard over there with the red hair and freckles got the CrisperCooch.

by Okthenalright June 18, 2021

Chipper

A slang term for the popular fast food restaurant Chipotle.

Boys, after we hit this nic do you wanna go grab some chipper?

by keesville July 19, 2021

Crippler

The crippler occurs when an individual is taking a shit and they are hunched over in pain, ass naked, and basically "crippled" due to the sheer intensity of their dump.

I'm sorry but I can't make it to the gym today. I'm ass naked, hunched over on the shitter because of my crippler.

by Cooper-pooper December 25, 2021

Crimper

An avid Weezer hater or one that does not respect their existence.

“Hey I heard Mark was a Crimper.”

“Thank god.”

by Wezerhater February 4, 2022

Chippered

The act of being struck in the head by a metal pipe, usually in a freak accident.

Person one: Did you hear what happened to Aaron?

Person two: No what happened?
Person one: He totally got chippered when he was trying to lounge in a hammock

Did you hear about Salvador, he got stitches after he was chippered on Love is Blind Episode 6!

by Irreverent Reverend February 16, 2022

chipper-me-this

An expression of saying something excited your attention

"Chipper-me-this! What an interesting find!"

by randomtestaccount June 26, 2022