King Crap

The mother of all craps.

I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.

by Handful of Peter December 3, 2011

Bull Crap

A word used by 12 year olds when they don’t want to get in trouble for saying “bullshit.”

“More pre-algebra homework? That’s bull crap.”

by WillZthousand May 28, 2021

Crap Bag

a bag that was full of shit inside it

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"

by LolmynameisLOL June 1, 2016

Crap Kid

Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.

Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"

Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."

by Adolf Lincoln May 10, 2018

crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016

crap snap

When someone Snapchat's while taking a crap

Jenny thought she elevated her bathroom selfie game, but all she just took a crap snap

by BLaZn20z July 5, 2016

crap high

a mild, not very satisfying high gotten from less than potent drugs like methadone.

"He could have gotten anything he wanted--ecstasy, oxy, anything. He wouldn't have wasted his time on methadone. Methadone is a crap high."

by richard fox June 2, 2007