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Coochie crawler

a man, usually middle aged (who doesn't drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.
Jay doesn't drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. What a coochie crawler.

Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
by knowsallaboutit 31 September 1, 2010
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Coochie Dick

The stench of a mans penis when he has slept around.
Damn, I wonder if Timmy has coochie dick. He stinks!
by Eeklepussy December 28, 2020
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coochie cooing

playing with or fondling the vagina.
He was caught coochie cooing with his girlfriend. He looked embarrassed but his girlfriend did not.
by uttam maharjan September 29, 2011
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coochie coo

What a whore, her coochie coo could have been banged so many times before.
by Balfedor March 6, 2008
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witches coochie

when someone thinks its really hot outside they would use that.
"oh my goodness its hotter than a witches coochie out here"
by uniquedefining October 12, 2022
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e-coochie

The rare and seemingly impossible act of attaining nudes or even sex from a TikTok or e-girl. One who accomplishes such a feat is generally considered a person of legend after the fact.
Bro 1: Dude did you hear about Craig?
Bro 2: Yeah I heard he got some e-coochie last night.
Bro 1: We need to build this nigga Craig a shrine
by jenrhfhfn August 26, 2019
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Coochie Cotton

When a female is unprepared for her period/menstrual cycle, this would be the last ditch effort do not ruin your underwear until you can get your hands on a tampon or pad. It is basically rolling up a decent amount of bath tissue in replacement for a pad.
Well that was unexpected! I guess I have to use coochie cotton to get by.
by BP411 April 10, 2021
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