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baptist birth control 

"Did you at least use a condom?"

"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."

Cajun people control the police of Louisiana 

Louisiana cops are under our control. They can’t go against us cause they know if they do, it will ruin their career.

You people can’t do shit to us.
Cajun people control the police of Louisiana. Deal with it.

Male birth control 

you're shitty personality or looks prevent you from getting girls or prevents women wanting to get with you/ have children with you.
did you hear that billy is a trump supporter?
not surprised, he's like male birth control.

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption 

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

Cruise Control 

When you run down the street while pissing on the wall/fence.
Hey dawg, I dare you to cruise control.

Okey dokey, homes, I'll try not to make the walls too wet!

pest control 

What Eggman can't call.
Eggman can't dial pest control
pest control by Pest control February 1, 2008