Suede Condom

Someone that gets played really bad, Old school term back in the 80's (NYC) . One who gets seriously tricked or fooled. Used in the Oran Juice Jones song "Walking In The Rain"

Man, she played me like a Suede Condom

by C Bizzle May 22, 2005

Poopy Condom

The product ie. condom after being used for anal fornication.
Synonymous with someone who likes to do fat chicks in the ass.

2. A condom that is deficated on during the act of anal penetration.

3. Someone who is as useful as a poopy condom

"Did you see that poopy condom he left in his best friends bed?"

"That kid is a pile of shit!" "No he is a poopy condom."

by XXforlife April 13, 2010

Polish Condom

An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.

I dont have any Trojans but I could come up with a Polish Condom if you really want to do it.

by Ray Head April 24, 2008

condom hat

a hat which resembles a condom

That stupid fly bitch is wearing a condom hat

by Bean Flickers December 06, 2002

A Ghetto Condom

A banana peel, peeled from the bottom (not the stem end). It is placed on the erect penis and then secured by wrapping the peel with tape in critical spots. With the stem still attatched it is located at the head of the penis thusly allowing it to double as a free method of abortion as it would scrape out any fetus located in the wome. Works best for those with a curved penis. Not recommended for anal intercourse without first removing the stem.

"She was quite moist and ready to engage in sexual intercourse. But being the gentleman that I am, I refused politely as I had no form of protection. She then pointed to a fruit basket. She peeled the banana, inserted the edible portion into her anus, and then secured the peel to my erect willy creating 'A Ghetto Condom' and awaited penetration. While engaging in intercourse I noticed I had pulled out a 7 month old fetus. Upon dicovering this my willy turned flacid and I fled with great swiftness"

by Brian Hassett April 07, 2008

denuvo condom

A type of condom that is not doing a good job at protection, but also ruins the orgasm for both partners.

Guy1: Is that a denuvo condom? Refund that shit.

by PoopSlave97 May 31, 2023

Condom head

When you wear a hoodie over your head and it gets a litlle tip, that makes it look like a condom.

Wow dude, you totally look like a condom head when you wear that hoodie.

by Wank-athon May 25, 2015