Colton

Someone who is absolute scum. A racist, over-privileged fucker who has never worked a day in his life and yet judges others for working hard to make a living.

Also, they think they are very clever, and yet makes incredibly stupid decisions based on personal feelings.

All in all, a fuckwit.

If I don't like you, I won't even talk to you. I'll ignore you, because I'm a Colton.

by Macka7 June 17, 2012

Colton

this guy is a pussy plays the victim card way too much, he's acts like he's better and smarter than you and will get mad at any inconvenience possible, even if he's wrong in his world he's right, most of the time he'll say one thing to you and then immediately go and say something different behind your back. Avoid all contact if possible.

Guy 1: "the new kid is so fucking annoying"

Guy 2: great seems we have another colton in our school"

by Assmuncher6666 July 25, 2017

Colton

The dumbest person known to man, being the most unpopular kid in any school, always having a lack of friends. Thinks he is cool.....WRONG!

Here’s an example

Colton: Hi, i’m Colton.
Random Person: Cool! Tell someone as ugly as yourself and maybe they’ll care.
Colton: 😢😢😢

by Known-to-be-a-NERD November 21, 2018

Colton

One gay motherfucker

Ur like colton

by Kingdrew11088 November 11, 2019

colton

1. A term for someone being excessively antagonistic and mean.

heres the logic. Someone can be a dick... if they are being a bigger dic they are being a boner. Boner and colton are similar and can be interchanged.

That guy was being such a colton to me. He dissed me, and my family for no reason. All i said was hello to him.

by crazay guy November 17, 2009

PS3 Exclusive content

A joke: more accurately towards xbox for being awesome.

Guy 1: Dude did you here i have halo and a motion sensor thats not a big purple dildo.

Fag: Oh yeah well i am gay and own a PS3 with no decent exclusive games and mostly asian shit that makes no sense...but we...uhhh we umm...we get ps3 exclusive content for Assassins creed.

Guy 1: well ok, im just gonna go over here and be hetro

by The Oracle of Sgt Rhubarb January 3, 2011

Colton

A bitch with a really small chode that fucks his sister

Coltonis whore

by Lacrosse August 3, 2016