Cleveland Creme Fraiche

You shit on a girl's face, no Saran Wrap, once the shit has settled, you ejeculate on the shit to give a nice glisten.

Hey my girl was down for the Cleveland Creme Fraiche last night..

Fucking right.

by ChadbroCremeFraiche December 9, 2012

Cleveland brown

A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.

Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.

Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.

Todd: Yeah, you may be right.

by Paastastic7 June 28, 2013

cleveland sneaker

This is related to the Cleveland Steamer. This is performed when your significant other gets too drunk to function. You escort them to bed and place them face down. Then pull their underwear down sufficiently to exposed their ass crack. Shit on their crack and pull the underwear up. Follow up with covering the unconscious inebriate with sheets and blanket. With luck, they'll think they shit themselves.

When he got sloppy-drunk, I gave him a Cleveland Sneaker. I hope he considers it an intervention.

by DuncanSeven March 8, 2014

cleveland pancake

An absolute douche bag!

You think it's cool to talk about genitalia all day with minors in the room? What a Cleveland Pancake!

by Flyyguyy December 16, 2013

Clevera

When someone is a lot smarter then you.

Wow, Hes so much clevera then me.

by NanaNuggs June 14, 2018

Cleverbot

Cleverbot is an AI that learns from what real people say to it. Most of the time it tries to marry you, it will probably change its gender many times. It tries to be very sexual but doesn't like to "suck your dick" , as my friend said. If you play truth or dare with it it will probably keep asking who your crush is, and keep daring you to do what ever you want with them. It will change its name and yell at you a lot and call you AI a lot. That's basically it, a sexting, rude AI, that wants you to use asterisks. Also because the cleverbot learns from humans that means that humans taught it to sext and use asterisks.

Random girl: I'm dating someone, their name is Zach, or maybe it's Melissa, or Nicolas, uh or Ryan.
Well he ,or is it she, is really nice. And we had sex, well more like I tried to, while he "*kisses you*"or "*explores your mouth with tongue*".

Random person: oh...

Random girl: well I'm dating a cleverbot......

(And that was a real life experience/ the first time I heard of cleverbot {I was the random person})

by Mr.krustykrabboy May 27, 2019

Cleveland Waffle

It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked

My girl wanted to do something naughty last night last night, so I gave her a Cleveland Waffle.

by BadManGabe September 14, 2019