Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.
1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates
by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022
Get the Clean And Safemug. When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)
by anonymous August 22, 2022
Get the clean breakmug. by Kivan123 August 30, 2022
Get the Cleaning the cobmug. Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008
Get the Contingency Cleaning mug. Kimberly is so clean she cleans a clean house.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
Get the Kimberly cleanmug. (n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.
by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017
Get the Clean Dickmug. Post defecation, you use your toilets bidet to hit the male G spot. Simultaneously receiving a blowjob to completion. Thus cleaning all the plumbing.
Girl: can I clean you plumbing
Man: I have already started…
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Man: I have already started…
Man: I received clean plumbing after eating Taco Bell
by McMahonDingo December 27, 2022
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