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Lesbian Chaperon

A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.
"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."

This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
by sbxconlan January 17, 2013
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Calvary Chapel Murrieta

Once a very large, very 'brain-washed' society of zombie staff, is now a revolutionized community of new teachers and kids that are smarter than previous 'rich brats' that once attended.

Having kicked out the old, brainless hag running the school into the ground, the school seems to be improving as a younger, and more competent principle has stepped forward to take the reigns.

Taking a more 'liberal' and 'open' aspect to their education surrounding the Bible, kids are not as berated as they were once before. However, the children attending the school are still gossipers and no good rich kids.

As for the Bible department, one still cannot walk if you haven't taken the fourth year; hopefully this mundane rule shall be reconsidered with the new head of the school. But, they have employed more proficient Bible teachers that no longer drill the gurgling nonsense into children's heads.

Still as expensive as hell, though.
Students of 2006-2011: "God, I f*cking hate Calvary Chapel Murrieta. I can't wait to leave to blahblahblah next year - I'm NEVER coming back to this sh*t hole!"

Students of 2012-2015: "You know what? Calvary isn't that bad any more... Once they got rid of that f*cking b*tch that used to be Principle, now it's somehow manageable. I think I'll stick it through 'til next year... Still as expensive as hell though."
by HandleIt June 6, 2014
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Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play
My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!
by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016
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Sistine Chapel

The act of double finger blasting a girl with your close friend. His finger is in her buttand yours is in the vagina and you can feel the tips of your fingers touching through her
Coleman and I are about to Sistine Chapel this girl.
by BroncoBilly November 11, 2017
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the chaperone

When you masturbate into a puppet while it watches you.
I was feeling particularly lonely the other day and so I gave myself the chaperone.
by Single Cell Organism December 1, 2017
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To chope

To chope: to upskirt

That guy over there is upskirting.

Oh, he's choping is he?
by Potatollama_64 June 22, 2018
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Fox chapel high school

Where the real ones go if u dont ur big gay for smart people who have an IQ great school it gets you into places like Michigan or princeton you also pretty rich if you go there
Yeah u a real nigga u from fox chapel high school. Or,ayo he from fox chapel high school he's that nigga. fox chapel high a good school for real one who got big smarts and big money
by 05realnigga November 16, 2018
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