chops

it means "lips"

move ya greasy chops from ma face man!

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

choosy moms

An absolutely awful, disgusting sexual act possibly involving two strangers, a child corpse, an animal of an endangered species and several construction tools. No one knows exactly how choosy moms works since no one has ever survived to talk about it. There are several variations of choosy moms and the above components are only a partial list of some of the things the adventurous villains who have attempted choosy moms have collected before attempting it.

"What ever happened to Eva, Morris and that Green and Blue Parrot from the zoo?"
"They all did choosy moms."
"OH MY GOD!"

by choosy dad March 24, 2009

choobs

cherry scented boobs

also: checs
cherry scented pecs

Emily sprayed perfume, so now Kenton has choobs.

by jklfhkjlha May 30, 2008

Busting my chops

Asking a question to which you already know the answer.

Deanne, we went over this last week. Quit busting my chops!

by ShaggyD LIte January 31, 2009

chopstache

a style of facial hair that is part beard, part mustache. Chop refers to the thick sideburns that blend into the mustache. Distinct from a full beard in that no hair is present on the chin or lower jaw.

Dude, William Hurt sported a sweet chopstache in the movie "The King".

by StretchOne December 11, 2007

Chopsuey

Language in which you appear to be speaking a different language, but in reality you are speaking English. There are several dialects. ( the most well known dialect of chopsuey is the african dialect.)

"hey man those guys are crazy, talkin that Chopsuey!"

by Jstunna/Ceezy June 21, 2012

Asian Chopstick Mafia

An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.

The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.

by The Cap'n November 15, 2003