neck cheese

neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.

Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?

That fatty got neck cheese

by mackattack and zukernator February 9, 2023

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royale with cheese

The 'European' name for a Quarter Pounder. The phrase has become a classic since Samuel L. Jackson's conversation with John Travolta in Pulp Fiction

VINCENT: ...You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES: What'd they call it?

VINCENT: Royale with Cheese.

JULES: Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

VINCENT: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

JULES: What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.

by mouldvort May 7, 2004

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Blood Cheese

Genre of film which has slick looking vampires. Only meant for youngsters.

A: Hey did you watch Twilight?

B: Yeah I did. It was all blood cheese man!

by cheesebomby November 8, 2009

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cut the cheese

1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.

'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.

by Online Fan November 19, 2016

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