Shake the Cage

Sex so hard with a girl, (against a cage of course) that when you wake up the next day, you can't move your hips, and she can't sit down.

Person 1: Hey you shake the cage with dat big booty bitch yet?

Person 2: Fuck yeah, that cage was askin for it!

by Mista Shiflett December 28, 2007

Monkey cage

A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.

"What's all this trash doing down here? its like a fucking monkey cage happened down here."

by wildbill001 May 24, 2009

chaded

the act of thievery, which is 95% of the time unintentional to the person doing it. an unconscious act, almost as if it's habit.

dude, your lighter jus got chaded.

by ladybuckwild December 7, 2010

Squirrel Cage

A cage located preferably in Mens running shorts to hold your nuts

Oh my god this squirrel cage in my shorts is so tight!

by irunreallyfar September 15, 2010

chaden

A reatrted person that thinks he knows everything

Hey did u know that pete is a chaden?

by Booged December 12, 2016

Caged Monkey

When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.

"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!

by DJ-RT October 8, 2008

Caged

bit of a queer name which means "butt fucker"

ie : i is a caged

by mawfaw June 27, 2003