Christian

A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.

Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....

by it's me you're me October 19, 2017

Christian

A real dickswazler.

"What's related to the name Christian?"
"Oh, easy: Dickswazler."

by CRES21123 May 8, 2019

Christian

My lil qt...someone you will love until the day you die.

Christian : Hi
Me : Hai qt

by Kyahs March 28, 2020

Christian

Fat black nigga that don’t care about a single soul also know as the true definition of an asshole !

Christian: “Hi I’m Christian I make you fall in love and leave you for no reason

Innocent bystander: fuck you bastard

by India Ta’Nae September 30, 2019

Christian

He's annoying.

Christian: I'm annoying
Other people: yup

by imfataf March 29, 2019

Christian

christian is a straight up sexy dude .

He looks like a christian over there

by mymanemane72 June 20, 2019

Christian

A dumb person who has no respect for anybody else’s personal rights. Christian is a sweaty try hard at everything he does and yet he still finds a way to be the worst person there. Christian is the type of person to steal your girl. Well at least TRY to steal your girl with his dumb ass hair and dumb personality. Christian is the worst person to be friends with and even worse to be a boyfriend (If you even let him become your bf surprisingly). Christian go f yourself.

Michael:*being a god at basketball*
Christian: *sweating like a dumb pig*

by Jeffafa January 22, 2020