Disaster Chef

Someone who thinks they are a fantastic cook , like someone on the TV show ' Master Chef ' but in reality they really suck at cooking ...

That fool is a Disaster Chef !

by simodalcais January 22, 2011

cheef

Cheef is a rat like creature that steals anything it can from people. It has big eyes and moves slow. Its number one move is to poke its enemy until it gets what it wants. You can find it in its natural habitat cheefing and chilling with its bros. It lives in trees and when other chad's try to kiss it while its passed out it instinctively throws up on them.

Cheef you look really relaxed tonight, did you do anything bad?
Cheeeeef.
Dude, why wouldn't you drive me to hook up with Kelly tonight?

by sneakiestbark November 18, 2007

chef

a sharpshooter

The fuckin' chef got Tyrone good, said his mother.

by James May 26, 2003

Chef

1. Term used for the word sweat

2. Replacement name for a teacher, in which one puts the word Chef in front of their first name (ie- Mr. Jones becomes Chef Andre)

1. Sarah was chefing in math class, as I could smell its stench when she raised her hand to answer a question

2. Only Chef Jason could possibly make learning English silly, as he asked children to laugh in an evil way and make speeches about how it was really Paris Hylton who killed Abe Lincoln.

by FlapDaddy November 11, 2006

cheefer

-the art of sticking your finger into your anus, then pulling it out (hopefully your finger is covered with shat butter) and then wiping it under or within another person's nose.

Wow, that cheefer that you gave her was so grimy !

by Rupchuck April 12, 2004

chef

french word for "boss" or "chief".
Not to be mistaken with the american
word "chef", which seems to mean
"cook".

Mr Dunham is my chef, i work for him.

by kegdude May 26, 2004

Chef's Kiss

The act of eating vegetables or fruits from a vagina.

My wife carried a carrot in her vagina to her workout yesterday and I gave her a Chef's Kiss when she got home.

by Pole Puller May 21, 2019