cereal milk

to ejaculate around breakfast time

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning

by pancakeshoes13 July 13, 2012

dog cereal

When your aim is absolute trash

“Bro what are you doing, your aim is dog cereal”

by Ironangel February 14, 2024

Cereal

🥣 used as a code word for marijuana<3; we always need and this one’s not obvious.

Plus you may end up eating cereal.

🥣Stoner Food Number One: Cereal.

Why? Convince; absolutely eliminates.

9 times out of 10 statistically, you’ll end up eating cereal. If you’re broke :( OR just have foot taste.

Ex: sometimes we need to keep it low key, “wanna pour some cereal?” “Two bowls, of cereal.”

by izy_val.c.m-420 February 8, 2023

Pour a bowl of cereal

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.

She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!

by Word G February 7, 2025

seductive cereal

The type of cereal you would eat before or after intercourse.

I'll be back, I'm eating my seductive cereal!

by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021

Cereal Box

Someone who is shaped like a cereal box, wide hips and wide shoulders with skinny neck and legs. This person usually likes to flash others.

She is such a cereal box.

by CupcakkeCPR August 4, 2022

Night Cereal

Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.

True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.

I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.

by Gluten-free since 93 February 28, 2023