Catch a Fade

To get shot.

I found that girl on rows an fifth, man. Don' worry, she' bout to catch a fade.

by Charley Finley November 27, 2012

Catch-22

A government regulation that pretty much is an oxymoron, because it contradicts itself.

The term "Catch-22" first came out in the book by the same name.

by IrishRepublicanArmy February 8, 2004

catch 22

A woman who is so ugly that in order to bang her you need to drink so much booze that you can no longer get it up.

That chick who works on the next floor up is a real catch 22.

by Richard F Slapp December 28, 2007

Catch 24

If there is an escape in a near death scenario, it will occur

Every James Bond Movie is a Catch 24

by Pavement Misuse November 19, 2017

catch a seizure

what some people do when they are stressed

We were afraid Tracey would catch a seizure and someone would have to spoon her.

by webenoszs October 27, 2008

catch-and-release

1. A legal way for sadists to inflict pain and injury on a fragile defenseless living creature. How would YOU like it if someone offered you a morsel of food when you were hungry, only to gleefully drive a big ol’ BARBED SPIKE through your cheek as you trustingly bit down on said tasty tidbit, and THEN just clumsily yank out the torture-device and toss you back out on your ear without even bothering to bandage you up?!?!??? I would **never** do anything like this, nor can I see how there could possibly be any legitimate pleasure in it --- for mercy’s sakes! --- unless you’re planning on keeping da meat, LET DA POOR FISH ALONE TO SWIM IN PEACE! If you aren’t planning to sell your catch or fry it up for dinner, leave your fishin’ poles at home, fer cryin’ out loud!
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.

I keep my friends “for life” --- if you treat me right, I will always “be there for you” (i.e., give you emotional support, come and pick you up if you get stranded somewhere, unclog your toilet and otherwise lend you a hand as needed, etc.). I never practice “catch-and-release”, even if things don’t work out romantically between us.

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

Catch 182

A girl that is extremely smart and is difficult to date. She is almost untouchable and only interacts with you when you have something good to offer her (i.e. Money, Sex, Drugs).

Joe, that girl is a catch 182. You'll never get her unless you have something better than yourself to offer her.

by brosumi April 23, 2014