Catch a Fade

To get shot.

I found that girl on rows an fifth, man. Don' worry, she' bout to catch a fade.

by Charley Finley November 27, 2012

Catch-22

A government regulation that pretty much is an oxymoron, because it contradicts itself.

The term "Catch-22" first came out in the book by the same name.

by IrishRepublicanArmy February 8, 2004

catch 22

A woman who is so ugly that in order to bang her you need to drink so much booze that you can no longer get it up.

That chick who works on the next floor up is a real catch 22.

by Richard F Slapp December 28, 2007

catch 69

win win situation

my friend gets to choose between ten thousand dollars in cash or a new bmw, he is in a catch 69. either way its a win win situation.

by xxxsketchxxx April 12, 2011

Catch-a-snatch

To fall asleep for 20 to 30 minutes, usually residing in an automobile or rock wall.

Excuse me while I catch-a-snatch.

by Jaybeehizzlemomma May 19, 2006

Catch Everything

A perpetual, sometimes unfortunately short-lived state of life where everything is going your way and falling into place due to a high level of tightness/luck/amount of crushing/etc.

History of Catch Everything:

Started as a drunken game played from 2-3am after a night of heavy drinking. One player puts on wide receiver gloves while a partner takes turns ripping bingers and throwing a football to different areas of the apartment. The basic goal is to catch everything, hence the name Catch Everything.

Sully: "you get nice in cards last night?"
Matt: "yeah it was basically catch everything"

Sully: "how'd your finance exam go?"
Matt: "crushed it, it was catch everything"

by Julie Hetrick January 5, 2009

catch a seizure

what some people do when they are stressed

We were afraid Tracey would catch a seizure and someone would have to spoon her.

by webenoszs October 27, 2008