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Castleton

Smallest stupid town in the world. It's primary export is buffalo meat and the main hang out is Jiffy Mart. The school district is the only school in the world that gives people detention for showing up late to school. It also has an abundance of wiggers.
"I had to ride my bike over to Jiffy Mart, and I passed the Buffalo Farm, it was the longest half mile ride of my life, I hate Castleton "

"Johnny got detention for calling the science teacher a wigger,"
by Tokein White April 21, 2009
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Castlevania

A game series produced by Konami in 1986. The first game Castlevania (1986) was made in Japan on the Famicom Disk System and brought to America on the Nintendo Entertainment System. The plot of the first game was as Simon Belmont you must kill Dracula before he destroys the world. The game was an instant success and later ported to the Commodore 64, MS-DOS, and the Commodore Amiga.

Here are my favorite Castlevania games:

Castlevania (1986)

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (1987)

Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse (1989)

Castlevania Adventure II: Belmont's Revenge (1991)

Super Castlevania IV (1991)

Akumajou Dracula X68000 (1993)

Akumajou Dracula X: Chi no Rondo (1993)

Castlevania: Bloodlines (1994)

Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night (1997)

Castlevania: Circle Of The Moon (2001)

Castlevania: Harmony Of Dissonance (2002)

Castlevania: Aria Of Sorrow (2003)

Castlevania: Dawn Of Sorrow (2005)
In Konami's hit game Castlevania, Dracula's castle always crumbles to the ground or dissolves to particles.
by DraculaBoi123 June 22, 2013
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Castieled

A failed act of showing feelings by the other person towards you.
Ex. I got castieled by my best friend.
by Calisto De Luca August 10, 2020
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Castlevania

by Juavlin May 18, 2003
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Crystal Castles

A great electronica band, consisting of a boy and a girl. From Toronto, Canada.
Crystal Castles are a mad good electronic band.
Love and Caring is their best song.
by Louise T. W December 25, 2008
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cattled

cattle truck: "fuck" (rhyming slang)
"cattled" cattle trucked "fucked"
were cattled!
by David December 9, 2003
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Bumping Castles

When two dudes bump there erect cocks into each other.
Hey Tommy later after we snort some crack. Do you want to try bumping castles? Yes Mark! But only if I can dock your hard cock! (see docking)
by Big Pantie Slayer August 6, 2012
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