Cape may county

A total cesspool full of idiots that fight each other over nothing, heroin addicts, a shitload of liberals despite having a handfull of rednecks in every town. Tons of illegal immigrants and drunks. No jobs anywhere whatsoever and insanely high rent. Do not go here you will never get out.

Jim: Hey joe do you wanna move into cape may county?

Joe: FUCK NO. My buddy moved there ended up homeless and jobless, got hooked on heroin and od’d in the walmart bathroom.

Jim: yeah me either i got robbed every time i went outside.

by gwyxyjndijebx September 1, 2017

Kandy Cane Sweater

A striped, swirled sweater that looks like a christmas candy cane.

The girl looked nice in the Kandy Cane Sweater.

by Steven T December 13, 2006

Norton Canes

A small town with little excitment....the east side is know for it's doul dossing scum and it many suicidal, BB gun, spray can and all those 'hard' man antics!!! (Yea right)

The new estates are full of perfectly obnoioux scum families who think they area ace becuase they lived on the over populated new estate!

The chiipy is about the best thing in norton. Norton Canes primary school is the worst!

by iamfreshasaduck June 14, 2009

cape coral

Better known as Cape Coma.
Nothing happens in Cape Coma.
It is the Florida city people talk about when they say old people come here to die.
Nothing happens in this fucking town!

What are we going to do tonite?
NOTHING, we live in Cape Coral bitch.

by Ian Powell September 28, 2006

nik caner-medley

the damn fine maryland balla who gets props for both his skills and his looks; a reason for non-basketball fans to become fans... nik i Love you !!

her ultimate goal in life is to lose her virginity to nik caner-medley

by kayley January 22, 2004

Cape cod

Our little piece of heaven on earth.

sand, sea, sun, what more could you want? and its still all there in the winter even if the temperature drops.

by a cape girl May 3, 2005

the Cape

refers to Cape Coral, a city in southwest Florida.

Hey man, let's go to the Cape tonight to hit up some bars.

by FGCU42 January 27, 2009