Canada's History 

The sexual act of inserting a moose antler into a beaver on the back of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police constable during the Stanley Cup challenge. A mooseknuckle can be substituted if it's another Wings/Penguins matchup, and the antler may be inserted in Stephen Harper on Boxing Day or Stephen Colbert in the Vancouver Olympics.

Wow, you really gave Stephen a dose of Canada's History there, eh?

Canada's History by lionscorp February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual game involving two or more people, where the parties involved mutually insert pieces of hockey equipment into the anal cavity. The game is played on a point system, where different pieces of equipment are worth different points. For example, a puck is worth 5 points and a hockey stick is worth 3 points for every inch that the receiving partner can insert into the anal cavity. If any participant is able to insert an entire goalie mask into the cavity, that person is automatically declared the winner.

Notes:
Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup.

In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.

Tom was complaining of soreness after a long night of playing "Canada's History."

Canada's History by NothingAsItSeems February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

What I'd like to do to Stephen Colbert.

Also known as 'The Aristocrats'.

"Stephen Colbert is so hot. I'd like to Canada's History him all night long.

Canada's History by Henrietta Huggins VIII February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

One of the forbidden sexual practices of the world, where the woman spreads maple syrup over her male partner, puts a ball gown and stockings on his sticky body and begins pegging him with a moose antler that's partially inserted into her vagina while singing 'Oh Canada' and burying his face into a Stanley cup full of cum and urine using her left foot.

I yearn to teach you about Canada's History, honey

Canada's History by Nuclearo March 1, 2010

Canada's History 

A completely raunchy sex act involving the antlers of a moose, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in there." -Stephen T. Colbert, Hero.

Canada's History by Shurimpu February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act so depraved that it has been banned from most civilised countries. It also helps if one of your sexual partners resembles Margaret Thatcher in drag.

We have ten people, one more and we can all get funky with a session of 'Canada's History'. Hope the Mounties don't bust in this time.

Canada's History by The Threatdown February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act which consists of plunging moose antlers into two different women with a bottle of maple syrup in your ass as you dunk your balls in the stanley cup while getting blown by a hockey player with no front teeth.

i got totally wasted and ended up canada's historying in the back of a bar in toronto

Canada's History by garbageman2012 February 4, 2010