Omg I did so clutch on that test yesterday
Zoe) I just got a detention
Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoe) I know mate
Zoe) I just got a detention
Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoe) I know mate
by ZoëChelsey May 3, 2016
Get the Clutchmug. It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.
Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.
Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025
Get the Clutch the Diamonds!mug. 
Clutching is another word for someone having a budget on money and using wisdom in their financial distributions.
May apply to people who have businesses, student debt, etc.
May apply to people who have businesses, student debt, etc.
"She clutching down BIG TIME!"
by CyborgQueen March 13, 2025
Get the CLUTCHINGmug. by imneverwrong00000 February 8, 2022
Get the Clutchmug. by TheWerdBird November 3, 2015
Get the clutch squadmug. The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.
Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”
by BuhryanPaynter January 6, 2021
Get the Oral clutchingmug.