You organize and create a care package out of an old shoe box, then cut a large(or small) hole in the side it to insert your cock. Once the box is set up and ready to go, insert your well erected cock into the whole, walk up to your partner and say,"I'm on a kill streak, but you can have my package." they open up the top of the box and are welcomed by a lovely splooge on the face.
"Call of Duty Care Package" When you get a 5 kill streak on any Call of Duty, but this example is strictly for home.
by Bro Your Ugly November 14, 2011
its a saying to use when girls just wanna have fun and not worry about the drama.
used when a girl is so awesome and has long hair. there is nothing in life that can bring them down. when with her girls she can simply look at them and say "long hair dont care" and they know it will be a great night.
this saying has been mentioned in a few songs, no hands & lil wayne songs. simply stated: a saying a girl uses to establish a good time and party midset.
used when a girl is so awesome and has long hair. there is nothing in life that can bring them down. when with her girls she can simply look at them and say "long hair dont care" and they know it will be a great night.
this saying has been mentioned in a few songs, no hands & lil wayne songs. simply stated: a saying a girl uses to establish a good time and party midset.
lauren: "he is such a tool. we will get you another guy"
stacey:"itll be a great night without him!!"
jill: "got that long hair; dont care"
julia: "its gonna be a great night!"
kendall: "long hair; dont care!!"
stacey:"itll be a great night without him!!"
jill: "got that long hair; dont care"
julia: "its gonna be a great night!"
kendall: "long hair; dont care!!"
by sassysallystarrr January 30, 2011
The other night at the bar I couldn't get anyone to come home with me so I decided to go home and take care of the furry gentleman.
by Mike Sosa January 28, 2006
"I could care less" reminds the listener of your human compassion as an American. You are essentially telling him or her, "as you can tell from my clearly stated opinion, I do not care very much at all about this subject I am referring to. However, let us never forget that--if I wanted to--I could care even less." As we are sometimes prone to speak in hyperbole, e.g. "people who park crooked like that should be disembowelled and set on fire" (when a jail term would obviously suffice, given the spectre of rape), "I could care less" is an institutional phrase that compels us to remember our power must be tempered with mercy, which is expressed in the form of restrained indifference. Just as there is no real limit to justice/revenge beyond the constructs of liberal rhetoric, apathy is an abyss that must be skirted prudently. Without care, one could, without realizing it, become so indifferent to a subject that he or she neglects to even opine about it. On a large scale, this would threaten the core dynamic of what it is to be American: the unstoppable force of limitless guidance checked only by the immovable object of absolute unreceptivity to the guidance of others. "I could care less" is an enshrinement of self-discipline.
"I could care less but will not, for to care any less would render this subject unworthy of my spoken opinion."
--George Washington
--George Washington
by Stormy McCloud June 07, 2012
Oh, so you found me....Right..? I mean - you’ve never met me, and neither have you, so... Should we be friends? That’d be a great Idea.....Right...?...Or you and me could..go on a walk and talk to eachother....Anyway, I want you to go look at wholesome memes, and look at this tomorrow to see how great you feel :)
See you!
See you!
by LovingKittenGuy October 08, 2020
She may be big, but she takes care of her shit.
She's not quite a hoe, she just takes care of her shit.
She's not quite a hoe, she just takes care of her shit.
by H Co January 22, 2008