California White Out

When a female takes a guy's load in her mouth, then spits it into her hand and slaps the guy across the face with that hand.

Dude 1: Dude, what's that on your face?
Dude 2: Man, my chick just totally gave me a California White Out.

by Abunchofguysfrombeale August 26, 2010

California Window Wiper

When a man ejaculates on a sexual partners face and the rubs his penis on the persons face in the sane manner of a window wiper.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a California Window Wiper.

by Afro8419 August 26, 2010

California Chops

Muttonchops that are shaped like California.

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!

by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010

California Rimjob

When your model of a wife comes in your bedroom and licks your asshole while your screwing a five dollar whore.

Hey guys, I got a california rimjob from my wife last night when i was fucking a five dollar whore.

by BigBonerJoe February 23, 2011

california snow shoe

When a california womans vagina is so wore out, you can fit your foot in there and walk around

"You had better slow down sally." "Taking all that dick so often is gonna leave you with a california snow shoe."

by Dr. Kenzobis September 12, 2011

California Widow

A woman separated from her husband, but not divorced, when her spouse went West to seek a better life and intending to send for her at a later date. He never does.

California Widow married but separated

by ChanceMeeting March 7, 2014

California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'

"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"

by MrGobun January 6, 2015