Bryan Vargas

the sweaty tryhard kid in minecraft bedwars

David Dobrick: Bryan Vargas is so gay...
Lucios: Yea.

by joebarlozzww June 22, 2022

pulling a bryan

being late

where’s kaelec? oh he’s pulling a bryan!

by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024

Max Bryan Collin Jones

Max Bryan Collin Jones is a man who has a really big, huge massive forehead so this word 'Max Bryan Collin Jones' means massive forehead

look at that guys 'Max Bryan Collin Jones'

by IlIlllII October 12, 2020

Bryan

He's a rich and good friend. Bryan is one of the kindest and richest friend you would ever find in the world, be it on foods, gadgets, or anything, Bryan will have it all for you!

Bryan is such a great friend and he's so rich.

by Yuri-Kun June 12, 2021

plumber bryan

Jacking off with a hand full of fire caulk in a construction site biffy

I pulled a plumber Bryan at work today and it was amazing

by Bbck December 10, 2020

Bryan

A Bryan is a type of guy who simps over one girl for too long that turns into obsession and stalker traits.

You: hey you remember my ex, Bryan?
Other: oh yeah the one that simps over you?
You: yeah im pretty sure he’s stalking me.

by StateFarmIsThere November 20, 2023

Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!

Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!

by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025