the all loving and amazing person bruce! he is such a great person to talk to and is really a kind person and cares for others! hes also really great at editing (better than Fanya) and is great at video games (better than Fanya) and also loves!!!!!! Will!! OMG! he loves will from stranger things which i dont agree on but yea! hes great! he has become the person i talk to the most! hes also very special! in both ways /j. At first i was like..do i actually want this, do i wanna continue on with this thing me and bruce is having, i blocked him at first, then i realized that i didnt wanna leave him and that i liked talking being with him! so yea! i love bruce honestly
bruce can f me sore
by Frxnt Man June 7, 2022
Get the brucemug. by fux ur mom June 17, 2022
Get the brucemug. My dads
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022
Get the Bruce Springsteenmug. by Bezzoheartsbobcats July 20, 2014
Get the amanda brucemug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025
Get the Walter Bruce Willis Is Gossamermug. Bruce Masson is a god ahhh scary god man doing crab walk at speed of light. I’m dead now because Bruce is op
by Jimmmmru May 2, 2022
Get the Bruce Massonmug. A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.
You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.
by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018
Get the Bruce Willismug.