Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".
My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.
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Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>Louis Vuitoon Version 2 For Titties <`~`Chicken`'`Breasts`~`><.0.6.7.6.0.> mug.by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 4, 2022
Get the breast ripper mug.The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.
Cindy: Ahh, my breasts are aching!
John: If I suck on them, they'll get better!
Bill Nye the Science Guy: The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.
John: If I suck on them, they'll get better!
Bill Nye the Science Guy: The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.
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Get the breast cancer awareness month mug.The thing music has charms to soothe, not savage beast, as commonly misquoted, perhaps in an effort to derail the adolescent giggles of boys aged 7 to 70.
From The Mourning Bride, a poem by William Congreve, 1697:
"Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast,
To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak."
"Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast,
To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak."
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