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Brandon

A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.
Brandon should just fuck himself because thats the only good that would come from himself
by dontbeafucker August 4, 2011
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A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
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A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".
by el colon June 18, 2010
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The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.
Brandon is cool as fuck
by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017
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He's very loud and annoys miss teacher person way too much.

"Brandon stop with the music"

"Brandon! Out of the closet!" "But I found ginger ale!"
"Brandon stop" "Brandon shhh"
by UnknownBoy0 November 20, 2018
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yo brandon beat it
by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018
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Man, this kid named Brandon has the big gay
by Jsbdbe October 24, 2018
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