Brandon

A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"

Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself

by Ason12 January 26, 2010

Brandon

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.

During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".

by el colon June 18, 2010

Brandon

A 10 year old with a thicc ass, specifically a male

Oof, brandon

by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017

Brandon

Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.

Brandon loves Denise waaaaaay more and he will always love her more then she will ever.

by Love2.0 December 18, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is the worst kind of friend you could possibly meet. He is always going out of his way to make your life miserable

Brandon can die.

by Whdhdjjdajdjjc May 26, 2018

Brandon

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet

Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah

Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass

by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020

Brandon

Someone who loves Kayla more.

Brandon In fact fact does love Kayla more.

by Brando2611 October 14, 2019