A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
by el colon June 18, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. 1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.
I can't imagine spending my life without Brandon.
I'm so lucky to have Brandon in my life.
I love Brandon so much.
I'm so lucky to have Brandon in my life.
I love Brandon so much.
by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. A HOTTT guy, he’s super smart and hot as frick. He is a player and all the girls like him, but if u see him you would understand why. He makes you feel special and beautiful. He’s not everyone’s dream boyfriend but he sure is a heck of a catch!
by Kit_kat2505 June 2, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. A small dicked, homophobic gay, that always has dry cum on his chin. Also referred to as “Birthmark Brandon”.
by AlexLibro October 29, 2018
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