Brad

Your car

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019

Brad

An Australian male, usually with limited education, who is loud and obnoxious at all times.

A Brad is often found overseas getting into pub fights, chanting Khe Sanh or The Horses at high volume with fellow Brads, causing property damage and generally pissing off the locals.

"Look at those Brads over there chanting Khe Sanh and doing shoeys"

by 10lo October 9, 2022

Brad dog

My betstue

Brad dog ims my besyt

by CJP503 July 31, 2022

Brad

(verb) To jump like a frog.

"That frog is bradding around!"

or

"Son, you should brad like frogs"

by bradassfuck April 26, 2022

Brad

Someone who brags about how much they make off of unemployment.

I met someone the other day and he was a Brad for sure.

by KrashK October 22, 2020

Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.

"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."

by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019

Brad mckay

Brad mckay is an older man in his 60s from winnipeg who doesn't know how to be a grown man and father he ruins everything and is nosey

Brad mckay broke into his boyfriends phone and fucks hobos from main and Inkster.

by Arthursgirlboy December 21, 2023